February 2012
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A Lucid Collection of Thoughts and Facts
1) My tutors in University are just like the teachers I left in high school.
2) I’m turning 18 in two days and I don’t feel any happier or mature than I did back when I was 15 and I still maintain that I’ll end up killing myself one day
3) My wardrobe hasn’t improved one bit nor has my sense of social acceptability
4) I can’t write what I’d like on my...
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Things That Annoy Me #63
People: The Tumblr Edition
Before I got Tumblr (Ok, I know it is a little early for my own interjection but the Literacy Nazi inside myself cannot fathom the rationality behind removing the E from tumbler. I don’t find it “hip” or easy to relate to. It makes it seem like a tacky parental site.) I used to complain about the types of people that use it and why I will not be...
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Why I can NEVER Watch Dr. Phil
Dr Phil: I'm not quite sure which way I go
Me: ...
Dr Phil: Both sides have some great options
Me: ...
Dr Phil: When we come back I'm gonna get on both sides and tell you which works better
Me: hehe ...
Me: ...
Me: ... cum
light-as-anchors asked: that stupid glee cover/embarrassing video of my dancing has been made. i hope you're happy now :P
sleeplessdreamm asked: <3 I only have two days left in Perth! SO WEIRD
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equa1ibrium replied to your post: i need a valentine ):
HJDSBJL,GNDSFNGS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Haha aww thank you, I’m just trying to make this day a little more morbid for everyone that thinks they need someone for it. Happy Presidents Day Holiday btw :)
actio-n asked: i need a valentine ):
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Things That Annoy Me #92
When Junkie Celebrities Die and People Act Like It’s A Shock And They Cared All Along
It’s that time of year again where another Famous so-and-so has passed away and everyone is acting as if their life is over because some person they never met who they probably only knew of one or two “achievements” (I use this term loosely) of the person has passed away.
OK, Fuck all...
light-as-anchors asked: oh hey. im still waiting for that acoustic cover you promised me :P
moniquesuicide asked: i like your red hair lol
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Anti-Cross Clothing
Hey Guys,
Anyone that follows my real world shenanigans i.e. actually talks to me would know I have been working on designs for clothing. I am doing all different styles but mostly it is stuff I’d love to personally wear. Given most of this stuff is still in the design stage and wont be available for purchase for a while. But this is all a sneak preview of the designs which will be...
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How To Kill Yourself (Like a Man)
Part 2/4
Strangle Yourself
Materials:
Hands (Sorry Amputees… Not like you’re gonna write me a letter of complaint anyway)
Method:
Clasp hands around neck
Press down hard
Hold
We have all heard the myth, It’s impossible to strangle yourself because your body loses oxygen and you pass out.Passing out while trying to kill yourself is probably the dumbest thing possible....
oleandervine asked: Hah, just thought I'd share, but what you dub "foreskin bombing" is something I do from time to time just for the hell of it. I kind of like the feeling of the pressure building up, and then letting it go in a mess. So, what I guess I'm saying, is that you're not alone :)
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How To Kill Yourself (Like a Man)
Part 1/4
Headbutt the Pavement (Or Similar Inanimate Object)
Materials:
Sidewalk or Similar flat hard surface.. Manliness is increased should said surface have broken glass, razor wire or nails protruding
Method:
Slam your head into aforementioned surface
Repeat
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever! Not only is it a good method for suicide, it is also in my top 5 ways of...
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Things That Annoy Me #19
This Tour
Four Year Strong I Am The Avalanche Fireworks Conditions
Now, You may be wondering “But Filip, You LOVE Four Year Strong, Fireworks and I am the Avalanche how can this possibly irritate you”
Simple really:
The show is on the 1st of March
My 18th Birthday is on the 2nd of March
The show is 18+
FUCK YOU PROMOTERS!
light-as-anchors asked: ..i did not know you wrote poetry. that piece of writing you posted, its really well written.
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I, The Human Form
Often I Study my Features in the mirror I’ve noticed shallow grooves forming under my eyes which can conveniently fit the the protruding bones I have learnt are my knuckles. I’ve noticed grooves forming behind my ears from nervous scratching. I’ve noticed my form contort and alter to suit my compulsions. The way my back arches from years of insisted slouching. The way my feet...
January 2012
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My Awkward Life: 2 - 1 - 2012
Today, After several days of questioning every guy I came into contact with I came to the realization that I am the only guy who holds his foreskin while peeing to let it build up and then let it go to cause one giant pee explosion (an act which I have dubbed “Foreskin Bombing”) and that I am the only guy who whence peeing in the shower likes to see how high I can get the stream to...
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