February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Things That Annoy Me #63
People: The Tumblr Edition Before I got Tumblr (Ok, I know it is a little early for my own interjection but the Literacy Nazi inside myself cannot fathom the rationality behind removing the E from tumbler. I don’t find it “hip” or easy to relate to. It makes it seem like a tacky parental site.) I used to complain about the types of people that use it and why I will not be...
Feb 23rd
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Why I can NEVER Watch Dr. Phil
Dr Phil: I'm not quite sure which way I go
Me: ...
Dr Phil: Both sides have some great options
Me: ...
Dr Phil: When we come back I'm gonna get on both sides and tell you which works better
Me: hehe ...
Me: ...
Me: ... cum
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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light-as-anchors asked: that stupid glee cover/embarrassing video of my dancing has been made. i hope you're happy now :P
Feb 22nd
sleeplessdreamm asked: <3 I only have two days left in Perth! SO WEIRD
Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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equa1ibrium replied to your post: i need a valentine ): HJDSBJL,GNDSFNGS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU Haha aww thank you, I’m just trying to make this day a little more morbid for everyone that thinks they need someone for it. Happy Presidents Day Holiday btw :)
Feb 13th
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equa1ibrium asked: i need a valentine ):
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Things That Annoy Me #92
When Junkie Celebrities Die and People Act Like It’s A Shock And They Cared All Along It’s that time of year again where another Famous so-and-so has passed away and everyone is acting as if their life is over because some person they never met who they probably only knew of one or two “achievements” (I use this term loosely) of the person has passed away. OK, Fuck all...
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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light-as-anchors asked: oh hey. im still waiting for that acoustic cover you promised me :P
Feb 9th
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moniquesuicide asked: i like your red hair lol
Feb 9th
Feb 8th
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Anti-Cross Clothing
Hey Guys, Anyone that follows my real world shenanigans i.e. actually talks to me would know I have been working on designs for clothing. I am doing all different styles but mostly it is stuff I’d love to personally wear. Given most of this stuff is still in the design stage and wont be available for purchase for a while. But this is all a sneak preview of the designs which will be...
Feb 8th
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Feb 5th
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How To Kill Yourself (Like a Man)
Part 2/4 Strangle Yourself Materials: Hands (Sorry Amputees… Not like you’re gonna write me a letter of complaint anyway) Method: Clasp hands around neck Press down hard Hold We have all heard the myth, It’s impossible to strangle yourself because your body loses oxygen and you pass out.Passing out while trying to kill yourself is probably the dumbest thing possible....
Feb 4th
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oleandervine asked: Hah, just thought I'd share, but what you dub "foreskin bombing" is something I do from time to time just for the hell of it. I kind of like the feeling of the pressure building up, and then letting it go in a mess. So, what I guess I'm saying, is that you're not alone :)
Feb 3rd
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How To Kill Yourself (Like a Man)
Part 1/4 Headbutt the Pavement (Or Similar Inanimate Object) Materials: Sidewalk or Similar flat hard surface.. Manliness is increased should said  surface have broken glass, razor wire or nails protruding Method: Slam your head into aforementioned surface Repeat Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever! Not only is it a good method for suicide, it is also in my top 5 ways of...
Feb 3rd
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Things That Annoy Me #19
This Tour Four Year Strong I Am The Avalanche Fireworks Conditions Now, You may be wondering “But Filip, You LOVE Four Year Strong, Fireworks and I am the Avalanche how can this possibly irritate you” Simple really: The show is on the 1st of March My 18th Birthday is on the 2nd of March The show is 18+ FUCK YOU PROMOTERS!
Feb 3rd
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light-as-anchors asked: ..i did not know you wrote poetry. that piece of writing you posted, its really well written.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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I, The Human Form
Often I Study my Features in the mirror I’ve noticed shallow grooves forming under my eyes which can conveniently fit the the protruding bones I have learnt are my knuckles. I’ve noticed grooves forming behind my ears from nervous scratching. I’ve noticed my form contort and alter to suit my compulsions. The way my back arches from years of insisted slouching. The way my feet...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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My Awkward Life: 2 - 1 - 2012
Today, After several days of questioning every guy I came into contact with I came to the realization that I am the only guy who holds his foreskin while peeing to let it build up and then let it go to cause one giant pee explosion (an act which I have dubbed “Foreskin Bombing”) and that I am the only guy who whence peeing in the shower likes to see how high I can get the stream to...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Native Title: A Crash Course in Reverse Racism
Disclaimer: This is a Semi-Extremist view of mine and will probably contain many controversial statements and ideas that I will be open to discuss with you should you have a differing opinion. That said, If your argument is invalid, redundant, or sheer rubbish I will not respond. Thank You. Lately, There have been a lot of news to do with the Aboriginal Tent Embassy riot against the PM and...
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th